Talents Miss England 2014 should be judged on: Passive aggressive insults; the wearing of layers; flirting with her eyes; flicking her hair; multi-tasking.

Nattering about the perils of TV presenting, the trauma of Twitter spats and the madness of the Miss England contest on London Live’s Not The One Show.

Miss England:
bit.ly/1pqu1Hv

TV presenting:
http://bit.ly/1nJtE8T

Twitter spats:
http://bit.ly/1o4mvOJ